On Jury Duty

As I mentioned in a previous post, I was finally selected for jury duty! I’m one of those weirdos who actually has been looking forward to jury duty for quite some time. It’s our civic duty. As an IT guy my job is to help others, so helping my community by serving on a jury was the next logical step. I’ve been looking forward to this since I was 18, and at almost 30 it was about damn time to be called!

I wish I knew how to make my own GIFs because I couldn’t find the one of Stan Smith (American Dad) walking up for jury duty.

Jury duty in The Time Of COVID

One of my coworkers has served on a jury like five times, so as soon as I responded to the summons she was the first one I needed to talk to. What do I bring? What do I expect? Where do I park?!

She didn’t have all the answers I was looking for, so I checked out the jury site for my county. They also didn’t really have the answers I wanted (do I need to bring a pen and paper for notes?

The two weeks of disapointment

Full disclosure: I started writing this post in August when I was summoned.
Spoiler: never got to serve.

The first Friday I was supposed to call in, I was actually at a park with Best Frand for a socially-distanced bike ride. That was a lot of fun. We had to wait until the voicemail was updated before we could start because I was just so excited to be called in. I got ADHD-brain halfway through so I had to listen to it again, and then when I got home that night listened to it one more time just to be sure. No orientation for me. Oh well.

Because I over-think everything, I hit the Googles again and found there was a web version of the voicemail. Finally! Government is modernizing! So that tab was to be never closed. My routine for the next two weeks was every morning, even weekends, open that tab on my phone, refresh, and look for my number. It never appeared.

There was one day where I woke up at 7:45 (working from home day), juror call time was 8:00, I live 20 minutes from the courthouse, and as soon as I saw the time I was in a BLIND PANIC until I saw I wasn’t called. I’ll say this was the only time I was relieved I wasn’t being called in.

Afterwards and reflections

While I was pretty disappointed I didn’t have to go in, it was at the same time a blessing. For two weeks I got to push projects and meetings back because I had no idea if I was going to be in the office. Pushy vendor wanted to schedule some mind-numbing call to talk about their latest features? Sorry, I’ve been called for jury duty and don’t know if I can make it. Department wants to schedule time to come and fix a problem? Sorry, jury duty, but hey let’s ask one of the other guys to do it.

So there you go. Now I have to wait two more years before I can be called again.

Holy schnikes, I posted 12 days ago?!?! I could have sworn it was last weekend.

Further proof that time does not exist in the COVID times. This last week and a half-ish I’ve been going to my aunt’s place to feed her cat while she’s away. She keeps thanking me for doing that, and I’m like “I should be thanking you for an excuse to put on pants and get out of the house every day.”

He’ll squeak at me when I pull up, I got head bonks the other night, we have our own routine I hang out at least until he’s done eating wet food, we’ll hang and he gets scritches, or sometimes he does the 500-point Kitty Inspection of my car. Usually when he’s done eating he fucks right off and does Cat Stuff, so I leave. Hey bud if you don’t wanna hang today that’s fine. But yeah, Geoffrey George Kitty Mow is a pretty cool cat, I like when I get to feed him 😊

Slowly getting back into the swing of regularly scheduled posts, thank you for reading!

Day 9 of 56: Some thoughts

Let’s chalk up today as a mostly unproductive day. At 7 I ventured forth to acquire supplies, but I also drove around a little bit. Here’s some things from the brain of Joe from today. No subheadings, no extra crap to make SEO easier, I don’t care. Just thoughts.

For the most part, I spent today continuing my marathon of Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Chief O’Brian and Quark still remain my favorites for various reasons. Miles is both a kind soul and a badass tech, Quark is a good person despite his desire for profits.

Woke up with a slight ear infection (feels like), mouth still hurts, and a little sneezy/runny nose. It all felt better in the afternoon. Added a comb to the shopping list, I apparently haven’t had one for several years. Now that I’m not doing my hair every day, I figured combing it every once in a while would help with overall health. Watched Julien’s video where Jenna cuts his hair, it’s been 6 weeks since my last haircut so I’m awfully tempted to cut my own hair. Maybe I’ll shave the sides and go with a full mohawk. Maybe even dye it blue.

Around 2 I realized I hadn’t eaten anything, or even had a coffee, so I compromised and made a bagel. I also became concerned that when I’m not sleeping I’m sitting in my chair in the living room. That’s not healthy, I need to find a way to get more steps and keep up my physical health. Thankfully I found my exercise bands in a box, I need to find a way to integrate some exercise time into my day. Granted, I wasn’t the best when I was able to go to the gym, but I was moving around a lot more than now.

At about 5 I realized that the day had pretty much passed. I needed to go to town, Fred Meyer is the closest store that has some of the things I need. Not really sure how it happened, but another hour and a half transpired (I blame Deep Space 9) and then my only option was to go to the village. I’ll probably have to go to town in the next couple days, but for now I’m good.

I went to the village and did a similar routine to the last time: drive past the store and do a half-loop through the area. The store had only a few people there this time of night, but I still wanted to check in on the place that I love. Same as before, minimal cars in normally occupied units, next to no other cars on the road, restaurant parking lots empty. This time, because of the Governor’s order, the parks and recreation areas I passed had fencing around them. I was a little sad because it sucks that it had to come to this, but also happy to see that my community is taking this pandemic seriously and taking steps to limit the spread.

I finally went to the store and it was more or less empty. That’s great! I was greeting by several signs reminding shoppers that only one person per party should be shopping and to observe at least 6 feet of space. Also great! I grabbed most of what I needed, still no toilet paper (I have a half dozen rolls still, should be fine, but given the shortages I need to keep an eye).

Quick tangent: I don’t understand the need to hoard toilet paper, of all things. Sanitizing products, sure I get that, but toilet paper? If anyone has any sort of psychological reason why this is the case, please enlighten me in the comments.

When I got to the check-out counter, they had signs again reminding to keep the 6 foot distance, and marks on the floor. While staying behind the line I was able to load most of my stuff onto the belt while staying distant from the checker and the other shopper. That was super cool. Checked out, went home, reheated leftovers, played some Apex, and here we are.


I guess my main thought from today was that yes this isolation sucks and it’s for the greater good, but it brings me a certain amount of joy to see that everyone in my area is taking it seriously. It might also help that the majority of residents in my area are older so we all feel a certain responsibility to distance. We’re coming into the second week and I’m already bored out of my skull, but in the end I know that we’ll come through this.

I realize that most of my reflections are all super cheerful about the outcome of this whole thing, but that’s just how I feel. I think that the steps being taken locally are responsible and for the good of the community as a whole.

Also, holy crap it was almost a week before I left my house?! I only went outside twice in that time to move the trash can to and from the street. Wow. Time flies when you can’t leave your house, I guess.

Last 10 Days Out

28 March – Store – 10-ish minutes
22 March – Store – 10-ish minutes
19 March – Work – 30 minutes to clean up/out my office, nobody was there…
18 March – Store – 5 minutes, needed stuff for dinner

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